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so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately
Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy
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1. see the Marines were here
2. a 'de-motivational poster' incorrectly depicting an urban area used for target practice.
why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?
see the Marines were here
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We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I
YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!
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A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.
Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me
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A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:
-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."
"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"
"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."
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To be exteremley good at something. Skillful in a sexual act or An expert in a particular activity.
"This band are so good they be rockin yo Mama like only to Papa knows how."
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If you say the phrase 'You don't know me but I killed you're brother,' your actually telling that person you kicked their cat and you're very sorry.
"Tim, you don't know me but I killed your brother."
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