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If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Darren's left cheek is an attention-seeking edgelord that is emo
Jack: Man, I hate life, I want to be edgy and cool
Lucas: You sound like Darren's left cheek rn
Gay, homosexual. Used in the 1940’s.
I always knew my uncle Bob was left rudder.
When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.
I just offered a left-handed taco for his birthday. He was excited.
When you are taking a sharp left turn in a car
lefting lefteroo up here