Delta Air Lines

A very scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.

I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!

Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?

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read between the lines

What nobody does these days before buying a product or signing a contract or entering a gambling sweepstake or applying for a job.

While looking at the record label contract he signed, the musician suddenly noticed and read between the lines that he would not get a cent from any of the CDs sold with his music on it. But by then it was to late.

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Delta Air Lines

-Should be named Delta Airlines
-Best airline in the world
-Based in Atlanta

Delta Air Lines will be merging with Northwest and then it will become the biggest airline in the world.

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Canadian Close line

Covering your arm in maple syrup. Then fisting a girl in the vaginia or ass hole

Wow that Canadian Close Line really got my asshole sticky.

Tan line Shaving

When a girl shaves just the top of her pubic hair so it doesn't show above her bikini bottom.

Girl 1: "Come on Skyrim! They're already at the beach!"

Girl 2: "Wait! I forgot to shave last night, I can't go!"

Girl 1: "Just do some tan line shaving!"

Girl 2: "Great idea!"

Finish-line Hoe

Same as finish-line thot.

“Carly never stays with her boyfriends when they’re on the grind and hustle, but wants to be with them when they achieved success. She’s such a finish-line hoe.”

Lunch Line Friend

A person who’s “friends” talk to them if they want to skip the lunch line (or when they otherwise need something) but is ignored otherwise

"I feel like I'm just a lunch line friend to the others."