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your cousin's too-hot-to-handle pussy
Bill: "Bro, my cousin Mindy was so gnarly last night"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
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When your sister is taking a mad sh*t on the sh*tter and starts getting constipated, while you start telling her your horny and she starts riding your d*ck, yet you feel something hot and steamy rushing down your wee hole, and all of a sudden you feel a never-ending pain of throbbing and burning. She then continues to shit in the shitter.
Person 1: Bring me to the ER. We had an Alabama hot pocket.
Person 2: Okay let's go hurry!!
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A move during minor intercouse where the man sticks his tougue in the ear of his partener and sloshes around and eventually sending saliva down the ear canal making them deaf and temporarily needing a hearing aid.
"Dude i Alabama Hearing Aided some skank names Nakita Sanchez last night and she still needs her grampas hearing aid!!"
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A celebratory substance used to congratulate teammates after a grueling round of Team Slayer. Alabama Gravy is to Halo: Reach what champagne is to the Major League Baseball Postseason.
Mikey and Vin were in a close round of Arena Doubles, both were tied with 12 kills. Mikey gets the game winning kill in the form of an assassination. This majestic event was followed immediately by Vin's remark of 'Alabama Gravy!', which granted Mikey his appreciation without having to give him the satisfaction of saying he is good at Halo.
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The Alabama dean is when you get a can of baked beans, open it and then with the remainder of the tin wank off inside it with the beans still intactand inside. After you have ejaculated put the beans in the microwave and eat them maybe with sausages maybe with a baked potatoe who knows?
hey chuck im making a mashed potato can you make me a Alabama dean?
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A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.
Last night, I gave your mom the Alabama Hot Pocket. My dick is covered in shit.
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When you fuck your cousin so hard her inner asshole comes out like a overcooked pizza roll
Damn! I fucked her so hard I ate Alabama Pizza Rolls for dinner!
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