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Noodles

best thing on earth, if ur parents won´t buy them for you. they dont love you
(my dad doesn´t love me)

person 1: ¨i want noodles
person 2: ¨do your parents love you
person 1: ¨....no¨

by iHateMyDad69 January 15, 2025


noodle

a long, but thin penis.

"I heard John has a noodle!"

by wrektdpussy2017 November 25, 2017


noodles

If someone has noodles there.

Person one: Quasi Quasi Quasi.
Person two: Do I have noodles here or what?!

by Thomasquasi September 28, 2017


Noodle

Noodle is definitely a person who most likely doesn’t have a single brain cell, they definitely are a handful to take care of. They can be stupid, sweet, fruity, and sometimes mean. If you’re dating a Noodle they will give you a lot of attention and a bit clingy, but they definitely have a dirty side. They can be funny in a stupid way and very clumsy.

Person:NOODLE OVER HERE
Noodle:huh*attempts to walk and trips*
Person2:fucking dumbass
Noodle:I’M GOOD

by The idiot under ur bed November 29, 2021


noodle

any kind of food resembling spaghetti, linguine, angel hair, etc... could include spaghetti squash or zucchini -- the possibilities are endless!!!

"Wow, you're right, these zucchini noodles are pretty lit. I was way off"

by naysp8 July 22, 2020


Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020


Noodle

A straight male who carries himself in a bitch manner.

Oh you talk to that kid?! He's such a noodle.

by hgbld23 October 8, 2010