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Shitting your tent so vad you have to leave it behind at a music festival after eating bad shrooms.
Must have been the fried oyster -mountain runs
Little kid: Hey daddy, whats a mountain runs?
Dad: I think its refered to as a stowers.
When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass
Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?
When you out on you're bikes and all you do is cry and moan.
Hey look at josh at the back pushing his bike.. he must be mountain scriking.
Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)
When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.
When a woman orgasms/squirts while vaginally penetrated by a penis
Man 1: You know Becky?
Man 2: Yeah, the slut?
Man 1: Yeah, I'm heading to her place and she'll be coming down the mountain tonight!
Man 2: Dudeeee, make sure you wrap it up
Mountain dew ringadingadingading
Mountain Dew INDIAN Ring a ding a ding a ting
Where one is fucking a girl in the ass who is laying on here stomache, the guy pulls out before he cums, and ejaculates all over her ass.
Johnathan gave Lexxi’s Mum some swish mountains after a good fuck.