gayest cunt in the whole fucking world
Oliver: yo what up wanna fuck me hard
horse: neigh
Oliver: moans as his cock goes inside the horses vagina
An awesome person that is very sexy. Oliver had a 22.95 centimetre penis. Oliver fucked your mum last night. He has beautiful eyes and a bit of Imaginery Lat Syndrome. He is very smart and will fuck you up if you piss him off.
Oliver fucked your mum last night.
Massive horse cock, big cool guy energy. Super keen on cool skiing tricks. He’s probably better than you, nerd!
“Yo did you see the guy skiing?”
“No but he’s so sick he probably ripped the shit out of it!!!”
“Oh yeah, he’s such an Oliver…. So dreamy?”
a hot savage who could not give a fuck about your problems.
girl 1 omg its an Oliver
girl 2 yum
girl 1 hes so hot
girl 2 lets get him
An Oliver is the person you think about before going to sleep. The guy you want to impress. The guy that is good with everyone and does not have an enemies. He will be there for you even if you were not there for him. He does not expect anything from anyone so he is always happy. He is part of the boys and has a past that he loves but it takes a lot of time and love for him to open up to you. If you see one, don't let him slip away as you can only find one in a lifetime.
Girl 1: Hey, watcha doin?
Girl 2:....
Girl 1: Are you thinking about Oliver again?
Girl 2: Who isn't?