Delta Air Lines

A very scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.

I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!

Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?

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read between the lines

What nobody does these days before buying a product or signing a contract or entering a gambling sweepstake or applying for a job.

While looking at the record label contract he signed, the musician suddenly noticed and read between the lines that he would not get a cent from any of the CDs sold with his music on it. But by then it was to late.

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Delta Air Lines

-Should be named Delta Airlines
-Best airline in the world
-Based in Atlanta

Delta Air Lines will be merging with Northwest and then it will become the biggest airline in the world.

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Tan line Shaving

When a girl shaves just the top of her pubic hair so it doesn't show above her bikini bottom.

Girl 1: "Come on Skyrim! They're already at the beach!"

Girl 2: "Wait! I forgot to shave last night, I can't go!"

Girl 1: "Just do some tan line shaving!"

Girl 2: "Great idea!"

Canadian Close line

Covering your arm in maple syrup. Then fisting a girl in the vaginia or ass hole

Wow that Canadian Close Line really got my asshole sticky.

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Kwun Tong Line

An MTR line that originates from its terminus at Whampoa and ends at its other terminus at Tiu Keng Leng.

History:
1979 - Modified Initial System from Kwun Tong to Tsim Sha Tsui is built.
1980 - Modified Initial System from Tsim Sha Tsui to Chater, including its cross-harbour section, is built.
1982 - Modified Initial System is divided into Tsuen Wan Line and Kwun Tong Line, with Waterloo and Argyle stations being interchange stations between the two lines. Kowloon Tong station becomes an interchange station with the KCR British Section. Prince Edward Station is built, being a third interchange station with the Tsuen Wan Line.
1985 - Waterloo and Argyle stations are renamed to Yau Ma Tei and Mong Kok respectively.
1989 - Kwun Tong Line from Kwun Tong to Quarry Bay, including its cross-harbour section, is built along with Lam Tin station. Quarry Bay Station becomes an interchange station with the Island Line.
2001 - Kwun Tong Line from Quarry Bay to North Point is built.
2002 - Tseung Kwan O Line from North Point to Po Lam is built, taking over part of the Kwun Tong Line, including its cross-harbour extension. Kwun Tong Line is rerouted to interchange with the Tseung Kwan O Line at Yau Tong and Tiu Keng Leng stations.
2016 - Kwun Tong Line from Yau Ma Tei to Whampoa is built.
2020 - Diamond Hill station becomes an interchange station with the Tuen Ma Line Phase 1.
2021 - Ho Man Tin Station becomes an interchange station with the Tuen Ma Line.

Kwun Tong Line

Colombian Zip Line

Snorting a generous line of cocaine off of a penis.

Give her the ol’ Colombian Zip Line.