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When your jerking off and don't have lotion you get a bag of herrs potato chips and flip the bag inside out put it on your hand and beat off using the grease as lube.
I asked Trish to give me a bag job since she had real dry hands.
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Comparing someone you know to a large moist bag of severed penises
Man you are a giant bag of cocks!
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Whilst having sex with a woman (doggystyle), a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the womans mouth makin her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.
man: oh yeah! oh (pulls string)
Woman: choke, gag! tense
man: wow!
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When a male is analy penetrating a women and his ball sack continually slams into her vag. Causing twice the pleasure for her
Last night Mindy let me put it in her ass so i returned the favor and ball bagged her. She enjoyed it. (ball bagging)
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Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)
A smart guy would double bag it before fucking Lindsay Hohan!
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fine shaply breasts ripe for squeezing
look at the fun bags on that hose hound, i'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.
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