mullet juice

The ringing out of your sweat from your bandanna into the drinking water bucket.

Hey! This water tastes like mullet juice. Did you ring out your sweaty mullet rag in it?

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man-juice

Human male ejaculate

Bobby is filled to the brim with man-juice, perhaps he should masterbate.

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Nasty Juice

Name given to any drink that sacrifices taste for potent alcoholic content...

Willis casually swigged the concoction unawares, as the others gazed in anticipation... On contact with the palette His lips retracted from the bottleneck- his face puckering up, contorted in a reaction of putrid disgust, as he recoiled back into his seat.

''Awwww that shits the nasty juice!!!''
he declared, before staggering to the nearest toilet.

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Juicing a Ham

There are two definitions:
1. v. Getting the ugly fat friend drunk off her ass so she won't cock block any potential hook-ups with her hot friends. This is usually with the intent that she'll lose her inhibitions and suddenly feel the urge to "just dance" while leaving her friends alone.

Sometimes the skinny friends instigate this themselves so it won't hurt their game or their friend's feelings.

2. v. getting so drunk that you're willing to have sex with a large rotundous woman.

1. Jason: That fat bitch keeps trying to talk to me and ruining my game.
Adam: Let's get some juice in that ham so she'll leave us alone.

-or-

Anne: God, Judith is running all the hot guys off. Let's buy some shots.

Jessica: For real, bitch gets crazy on the dance floor. I just hope she keeps her clothes on this time.

Becca: God that was gross but worth it. Fuck it - let's juice that ham!

2. God damn I was so drunk last night that I put my baby juice in that ham.

-or-

I'm so drunk and desperate I'll even go for juicing a ham.

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Gooch Juice

The sweat that remains on your seat when you stand up

Dude I just went on a ride and the gooch juice was real - it’s like my taint is haunting my motorcycle

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Carrot Juice

A cocktail of V8 Splash, Robitussin and Adderall.

-preferably mixed in a Fiji water bottle*

"Yo I'm Trashed on Carrot Juice, Bra."

"Dude, It's tuesday? Fuck this lets get some Carrot Juice"

" Whats in the bottle?

- Carrot Juice"

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Booty Juice

The stuff that leaks out the anus after anal penetration and semen explosion.

I fucked her in the ass and then she spread her asshole to let my jizz leak out and we call that booty juice son.

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