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Shit wine that burns your throat with the flames of hell for around $2.00 a bottle.
"Hey what the hell did I just drink?"
"Night train express"
"I thought this was supposed to be bleach!"
"Either way your going to hell"
"AWWWWWW HOLY SHIT MY THROAT!!!"
BURN... Burn...
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AKA Stephen Baldwin
Flipping through the SYFY channel between the hours of 10pm and 5am you are likely to come across Late Night Baldwin. One of the Baldwin brothers that just keeps on making shitty movies. But at 3am who's really complaining.
W: Oh man did you catch that shitty SCI-FI movie last night?
C: Oh you mean that one with... whats his name??? The shitty Baldwin?
W: HAHA, Late Night Baldwin, ya
C: Ya, I saw it...it wasn't great, but i was wasted so it didn't matter...
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"Piss" is a term long used in the UK and more recently in Australia for (generally weak) alcoholic beverages. Pissing the night away is an idiom that means drinking alcoholic beverages all night. It has nothing to do with urinating, as one would assume in the United States.
My friends and I spend our weekends pissing the night away.
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When the accumulation of all the week's pressures are shoved up your ass. Can consist of smoking, drinking, and pills. And of course, surprisingly coherent blogging.
Guy: What you doing tonite?
Me: Nothing man... Friday night depression.
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The name of the play that Charlie Day writes in the television show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The play is written to try to win over the heart of a waitress played by Mary Elizabeth Ellis. At the end of the play, Charlie confesses that the whole play was about him and proposes to the waitress, only to be rejected. The Night Man Cometh is also the name of the episode.
Greg: Did you see the night man cometh?
Perry: Yeah, Charlie Day is a mess.
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When you don't have any cares in the world and your life has just began, You wanna enjoy the ride with your boyfriend, family or Friends. You have all the time in the world so you wanna take your time because it still early.
" its my birthday and we gone kick it cause The Night Is Still Young"
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When you are home on a friday night with absolutely nothing to do. You usually feel friday night-less when a group of friends is having a small party or gathering and you're not invited/told/notified until the gathering is actually happening.
In summary, being friday night-less sucks. It makes you feel like a loser. This is how I feel right now.
(the day after the gathering)
Person who was at the party, "Hey, why weren't you at the party?"
Person who was not... "Well that bitch of a friend didn't invite me."
Person who was atthe party, "Oh... So you were friday night-less?"
Person who was not... "No duh, shithead.