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a pamphlet containing information about various things including closet monkeys, Horatio Sanchez, and when not to eat bananas
"Where did you hear that from?"
"I found it in The Peter Pan Handbook."
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The system that Randy Quaid's character from Caddyshack 2, a lawyer named Peter Blunt uses instead of the "real legal system."
Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?
Metro Detroit’s most accomplished DJ on the discs. Best known for his hit “Panty Dropper & Adderall”. Though some of his latest music has rocked the EDM world with “Glory Hole Godz” Peter J rather drink virgin daiquiris and hang out with his lap dog phill-up.
I’m not coming to the party if DJ Peter J isn’t on the turn table!
The common trend in anime in which a schoolboy wears a white shirt and green slacks in the same fashion as Peter Griffin from hit show and series, Family Guy (Animated Series)(On Fox).
Wow, Natsuo from Domestic Girlfriend really rockin that Peter Griffin drip.
Yuuki Rito stuntin' on these b**ches in that Peter Griffin Drip.
The phrase "burn a jet peters", formed as a question, is an inconspicuous invitation to smoke a marijuana cigarette.
John: Burn a jet peters?
Fred: Count me in!
An alcoholic shot created for tailgating at Penn State by the Shotguys. It is made using pina colada mix and either (everclear or 151 rum) The mixture is not an exact measurement, but done to make the shot look like cum. For each home game the Shotguys fill between 25 and 50 of these shots, the only proper way to take it is to have an unsuspecting girl close her eyes and open her mouth then to throw it at her. This can be done with or without consent and is usually recorded on video.
Did you see Dave's Mom take that Peter North Shot like a champ, she even licked up the splatter!
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An all boys Preparatory school in Jersey City, New Jersey. As the alma mater for some of the brightest minds of New Jersey for over 150 years, St. Peter's has been a strong point of the Jersey City community, making up for what destruction Hudson Catholic brought since 1962.
(warning): Hudson catholic students will have to use a dictionary in order to understand the full meaning of this definition
When Hudson attempts to ketchup students at a school they leave the packets closed.
When Prep retaliates, we beat there ass in the county finals 46-45
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