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When an old Lady, commonly your Grandmother, offers you birthday money and you refuse, therefore, she proceeds to forcefully open your pocket and shove it down there.
I've just experienced a reverse mugging by an old lady who I met on tour, she gave me fifteen quid against my will.
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When two indian looking dudes associate with one white chick at the same time.
When Sanjay and Rajeev went to the movies with their hot white friend Brittany they were engaging in a Reverse Pocahontas.
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What happens to those whose careers actually benefit from the recession, allowing them to take full advantage of everyone else's financial problems.
"Yeah, we're going to Spain for Christmas this year. Hallelujah for reverse recessions!"
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What your black dog looks like after coming in from a snowstorm.
I let my dog inside, because it was snowing, and laughed when I realized she looked like a reverse Dalmation.
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No one really knows exactly what a Reverse Bozo is, but it is well known that you DO NOT want it to happen to you!
Dick:I think I mave have just been Reverse Bozod.
Harry: How do you know?
Dick: I don't, but I am praying that it didn't happen.
Harry: I hear ya, that would suck.
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When someone sits on the toilet backwards and takes a shit but leaves remnants in the toilet when they are done.
Geez, I went in to use the bathroom but it looks like Troy took a reverse dumpling and left some shit in the bowl
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The act of straddling a toilet bowl the opposite way, in order to slide your kank down the front end of the porcelain, thus leaving the maximum among of skid per kank behind. Best performed at fizz parties in Osterly where the host has not provided enough entertainment. Often following by childish laughter.
"Mot just did a reverse kank in his own toilet! He'll never get those stains off!"
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