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When an old Lady, commonly your Grandmother, offers you birthday money and you refuse, therefore, she proceeds to forcefully open your pocket and shove it down there.
I've just experienced a reverse mugging by an old lady who I met on tour, she gave me fifteen quid against my will.
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When two indian looking dudes associate with one white chick at the same time.
When Sanjay and Rajeev went to the movies with their hot white friend Brittany they were engaging in a Reverse Pocahontas.
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Follows the same principles of narcissism except the person focuses on how incredibly terrible they are and any other negative qualities even if it's not true about themself
Filipa uses so much reverse narcissism. She keeps calling herself a mega whore and hedonist but she doesn't even want presents for her birthday.
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What happens to those whose careers actually benefit from the recession, allowing them to take full advantage of everyone else's financial problems.
"Yeah, we're going to Spain for Christmas this year. Hallelujah for reverse recessions!"
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What your black dog looks like after coming in from a snowstorm.
I let my dog inside, because it was snowing, and laughed when I realized she looked like a reverse Dalmation.
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When a guy displays complete emotional dominance over his signficant other.
AKA; keeping the pimp hand strong, d___ whipped
a reversal of the traditional 'whipped' scenario in which a guy sacrifices his share of power in the relationship, stoicly giving in to all of his girlfriend's outrageous demands in the vain pursuit of any sexual tidbits she might choose to throw his way.
Yeah I heard she sold her JT concert tickets because her boyfriend wanted her to come round and watch him play xbox. Totally reverse whipped...
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Reverse fossilisation or reverse fossilization is to turn a robot into a organic life forum like from Futurama Episode "Anthology of Interest II" Bender turning into a Human.
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to turn Bender into a human using a process I call "reverse fossilisation".
Leela: How does it work?
Farnsworth: Well, in regular fossilisation, flesh and bone turn to minerals. Realising that, it was a simple matter to reverse the process. I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a racoon.
He puts the racoon on a table. It runs around and two slices of toast pop out of it. Fry takes a bite.
Fry: Kinda game-y.
Farnsworth: Are you ready, Bender?
Bender: I dunno. I'm beginning to have some second thoughts--
Farnsworth throws a switch and Bender is zapped with electricity ๏ฟฝ la the countless Frankenstein films. He slowly starts to take human form. He grows hair, a nose and...
Hermes: Cover your shame, mon!
He puts some underpants on Bender. The table tips up and human Bender walks off. Everyone gasps.
Farnsworth: It worked! Eat it, everyone whose never won a Nobel Prize! And that includes you, Amy!
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