ravaged ring piece

getting owned by a donkey.

that donkey left that guy with a ravaged ring piece see....tijuana

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Lord of the Pinky Rings

Homosexual beyond all doubt

You are the Lord of the Pinky Rings

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Asian Toe Ring

When an asian man sticks his weiner between a girls toes and he gets off leaving a ring on the girls toe. why asian you ask? because only an asian weiner is small enough to fit between a girls toes

Dude his weiner was so little all he could do was give her an asian toe ring, and hes not even asian!

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Red Ring of Death

A curse brought onto an item that is really not even a ring, that causes the system to completely fail and become an eleven pound door stop.

Related words are that of the curse and the gamers worst nightmare.

synonyms: crap-load, bricker, digital satan

antonyms: ps3, wii, anything good

"Why is your 360 acting all whack and shit?"
"I unno, jus got dat Red Ring of Death er suntin'."

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Throw to the onion rings

When you want to say "fuck that shit", you just "throw to the onion rings".

1. I don't like miley cryus, throw to the onion rings

2. I don't like justin beber because his voice look like idiot, throw to the onion rings

3. I don't like hannah montana because this is suck and that for children, throw to the onion rings

4. I don't like celebrity picture in this site, throw to onion rings that picture

5. i don't like something like negative to katie o'brien, throw to onion ring of their negative behavior

6. I don't like to find the new face look like, throw to onion ring their faces

7. I don't like that fucking hannah montana movie, throw to onion ring for that

8. Finally, I don't like when find another boyfriend again and again, throw to onion ring for that

9. One more thing, I don't like peyton manning's face, throw to onion ring

PS: I was think if i could tried something new coming, I need to pay attention. This is my pro and con what I feeling like which one is better good face and memory. Check it out

-Matthew Lee

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The Three Ring Circus

When your having sex with a girl, your friend comes out of the closet and you swap so you friend is banging her. You quietly sneak out of the room. Then call another friend to come knock on the window. At this point she will be all confused how she is not fucking the same man anymore. Now you bust in through the door proclaiming, "What the fuck is this!?!?"

Jena: Last night my boyfriend pulled the three ring circus! I was so confused!

Julian: I wish I was there!

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Ring Around the Rosy

Getting ganged raped by the tellitubbies

Man I just got a ring around the rosy, I just shit a pinwheel.

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