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Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.
Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.
Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.
Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.
'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'
To fall hard, often face-first, while walking, running, or attempting to perform a stunt. Eating shit may result in injury, because this type of fall often happens too quickly for the person to put their hands out to catch themselves.
"What happened to Adam's face?"
"He ate shit on his run this morning--the sidewalks are really icy!"
A term in ebonics (ignore occasional wiggers) in reference to a male sexual organ.
Jerome said to that over-used hoe: DON'T TOUCH "MA SHIT" YO!
Someone who is the lowest level of human being imaginable.
Greg: Did you hear about Amber Heard?
Me: Yeah, she’s a piece of shit.
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After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.
Wife: Are you okay dear?
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.
Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.
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A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .
Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?
Tyler: Your such a shit tard.
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