Respect short people day

This day will take place on 23rd October (Friday) and you must respect short people day and if you don’t people will not respect you!

Yo luckas do you want a free coke, it’s ‘respect short people day’ 🤠👊🏼

short term mammary loss

A condition of short term memory loss generally caused by the site of boobs, whether clothed or naked the effects are the same.

Dude I totally got short term mammary loss the other day when I saw Becky's boobs in her new bikini at the beach

straw berry short cake

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.

i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!

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Souped Up Short Bus

1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.

1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday

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Throw Short People Month

Throw anyone under 5’11 with no repercussions!!
No needed permission, throw anyone under 5’11 even you can do it as a short person!

Dude it’s Throw Short People Month get throwing!

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one sandwich short of a picnic

a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.

b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.

m4w CL posting :

im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity

reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.

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Throw A short person day

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

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