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when a fat wears a spaghetti-strap tank top, and the strap sinks so far into her fatty arm that it looks like a wrapped up sleeping bag
Wow, look at that one. She's got the sleeping bag effect going alright
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Usually described as an activity that we participate in for 1/3rd of our lives, it's the best feeling ever. We hated doing it when we were kids, but can't get enough of it as adults... However on Facebook it can be defined as posting random shit that is irrelevant in the act or desire of either sleep or the love for it.
Correct way:
Proper example: I had such a long day, I can't wait to crawl into my new comforter and hibernate like a bear during Winter, man I love sleep!
Incorrect way:
Example: Let's punch each other in the face!
Facebook example: HEY GUIZE!!! Age Sex Location??? Random picture of an armless person - HIT LIKE!!!
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When a girl slowly fingers her man's tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. Astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. With no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. Exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.
Girl: "Honey?"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"
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to ease the tension and/or hostility in someone by saying nice and calming things, only to completely take advantage of their submission and lowered emotional defenses. applicable for females as well as males....pretty much anything that can be persuaded
My nine on his lips, his fifth on my chin, I start whispering
"Put your gun down, we can skip town"
Rocked him to sleep, pushed back his meat
Lift off his chain, took his shit, emptied out close range... - Nas (excerpt from song "Shoot Em' Up)
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Endearing nickname for a deliciously flowing mullet, known to originate in southern Georgia.
Cletus: We're gonna be camping all weekend. Shouldn't you bring a blanket or sumthin'?
Jasper: Naw, I've been growin' this here out since'n I was nahn! *points to back of neck*
Cletus: Shoulda knowed your Savannah Sleeping Bag would be warm enough!
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to never underestimate the power of the underdog
After the "Wrath Of The Racket" Ring Of Honor Show in 2003, a mystery assailant attacked Lucy Furr and left the note reading: "Rust Never Sleeps"
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A drug made by mixing 2 relaxing pills, a headache pill and cough syrup.
Man 1: Yo dude I just had some Senpapi's Sleep Serum
Man 2: Nice
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