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When your girl hangs from the ceiling and you fuck the shit out of her until you cum in her and the cum drips out making a web.
I heard last week Henry and Kristen did a Brazilian spider and now Henry's carpet and roof are fucked.
A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge
1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?
When your in bed and a bead of your partners sweat trickles down you, you have a mini freak out because you think it's a spider in your bed crawling on you.
I almost flipped the mattress looking for a spider last night, but realized it was only a sweat spider.
When you on a dating APP and the guy compliments your hair and wanted to “stroke it soothingly like a spider trapped in your hair”
Hey Kat, you’re hair is beautiful, I’d like to soothing spider that
Someone who marinates his penis in v8 splash and puts the hump in rock guardin
1stguy: man my penis hurts
2ndguy: u should try black spidering it, it helped my Uncle Sam
1stguy: man I love stickin my d in juice Murcia
Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.
Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.
“You better hold on tight spider monkey.”
A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!