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The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.
The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night"
"Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"
The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness
For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart
A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits
Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits
Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
When your girl squirts so hard she sounds like a squeaky, delighted squirrel.
I hit my girl with the squirrels delight, bro!
Used for when you see a Squirrel with the face of a man AKA Mr.fincannon
When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.
Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.