Random
Source Code
Random
An explosive device rigged to a car so as to detonate either through a timer or some other trigger.
Basically, a carbomb.
Ouch, after that Irish surpise, they were scraping him off of the pavement for hours.
33👍 731👎
To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.
I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!
3👍 37👎
When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.
I had some fun last night 'til the last hooker gave me an El Cajon Surprise.
5👍 5👎
1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.
2. The final step of a good teetering experience.
Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.
2👍 1👎
When yo girl surprises u with a surprise prostate exam listening to Owl City.
MR CLEAN, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HES FINNA GIVE U A SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM1!1!1!1
2👍 1👎
a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus
Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise
2👍 1👎
Dick; a small one that is two inches.
You won't believe your eyes when you see my 2 inch surprise ;))
2👍 1👎