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Taking the A-train for Jesus -
1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.
"I can be as slutty as I want and not go to hell, I'm taking the A-train for Jesus."
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Something that you say to someone when they need to calm down. if someone is stressed .
if someone is nagging you, you say , "God , Take A Chill Pill!"
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Gettin so hammered that you come home and start taking apart your refrigerator for no apparent reason other than being in a drunken stupor.
"Yo, last night was crazy. G got wasted, came home and started to take apart the fridge"
An alternative to taking the browns to church and filling up the pews
I was taking the browns to the Superbowl when two got out before reaching the stadium.
When a failing California based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of New York power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.
CEO : God damn it Q4 is coming in even worse than Q3!!!
CFO : The investors are going to pull the plug!!
CEO : There's only one thing we can do!
CFO : You're not thinking what I think you are, are you ?
CEO : I am (hits intercom to secretary) "Get me on the next plane to NY, this LA/SF muppet is taking Manhattan"
CFO (rises to feet) : Muppets Take Manhattan !!
The sequel to Fallen kingdom
Closet full of secrets and skeletons awakes but nothing's true
I used to own a castle now it's boxes that I have to move
Right here in the darkness there's nothing left for me to do
It's easier to run away but today
Today we got to
Cast the shadows out from sight
A final stand a shouting cry
All the wrongs now turned to right
So fight the past
Take back the night
And call upon the torch tonight
To bring out all the ghosts to light
Because at last we have to go it's time
To take back the night
To take back the night
Being chased by monsters to face head on or be consumed
Reaching out for something grasping on to nothing to lose
Paybacks left too long unpaid but today
Today we got to
Cast the shadows out from sight
A final stand a shouting cry
All the wrongs now turned to right
So fight the past
Take back the night
And call upon the torch tonight
To bring out all the ghosts to light
Because at last we have to go it's time
To take back the night
To take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
To take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa (To take back the night)
So fight the past, take back the night
Take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
To take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
And call upon the torch tonight
To bring out all the ghosts to light
Because at last we have to go it's time
To take back the night (whoa oh oh oh)
Guy 1: you like Take Back The Night?
Guy 2 : Didn't we already do thi-
Guy 3 : CLOSET FULL OF SECRETS AND SKELETONS AWAKES
BUT NOTHING'S TRUE
This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.
Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"
Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."