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Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.
The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.
If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.
It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.
Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
Man that looks like a photo from the plane when I went on Spring Break. Smell that...it is Island Time!
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Originating on Discord by two dumbfucks, the Islander Splooge is the act of two men jizzing in a woman's ear, shaking her head violently, and then sticking straws up her nostrils to suck out the fluids.
"Have you ever tried the Staten Island Splooge?"
"No, what is it?"
"come find out."
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When you take a messy shit on a bed sheet, smear it over a large area, and then wrap a naked chick it your shit covered sheet.
Yo that girl was pissed when I tried to turn her into a Coney Island Corndog
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Block Island girls are special. They’ve grown up on the beach with the sand between their toes and the salty air in their hair. Their summer days are spent chilling on the beach and their nights are full of parties or bonfires and long drives around the island jamming and singing at the top of their lungs. These girls have a chill vibe and and know how to keep the good times rolling. Block Island girls are tan hot girls who have a down to earth vibe and know how to party. Block Island girls are the best kinda girls.
Yo those block island girls are mad hot.
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Island Heights is a small, ramshackle community right along the mouth of the Toms River. It's an older area; the homes are a mix of summer-only bungalows, converted summer homes, old Victorian, and suburban style boxes. There is a kind of 'charm' about the town of Island Heights. That sort of sleepy, waterside resort town feel, almost a New Hope, PA; you know, a vintage, new agey kind of walk-about neighborhood. The people? Eh, Not so charming.
Not much to do in Island Heights, except drink, walk around and chit chat with your neighbors, drink, go down to the waterside boardwalk or docks and watch the sun rise, drink, head over to the marina for a meal and some music (for special occasions) and drinks, sit on your boat or your neighbor's boat and rehash the latest town gossip, while drinking; ride your bike around town, shopping at the local corner store, waving to people sitting out on their porches, drinking....
you get the idea.
Island Heights, NJ people (totally white-bread, WASPs) fancy themselves exclusive, 'rich' educated and well bred. However, as they all know - but would never say out loud- that fantasy is just that- a fantasy. They are almost all a bunch of snotty, booze-guzzling wannabes, who really AREN'T as smart, or nearly as rich, or as educated as they want others outside their narrow little Island Heights world to think they are.
Aliases: " Yachties, Snotties"
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A great place to grow up..but once you get into high school your bored as shit and u want to move. Its between Jamestown and Portsmouth hence the name Middletown. During the summer its full of tourists...which everyone there hates. Hot summers and freezing winters. Its probably the smallest town in the smallest state. Know ones heard of it unless they live or have lived there.
hey have u ever been to Middletown, Rhode Island?
whats that?
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small drinking islands, with a big sailing problem
Tortola is located in the British Virgin Islands, not the U.S. Virgin Islands.
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