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This is a huge hairy monster that eats people who are called "choads" they also like to feed on "choad warriors". These monsters have been around for hundreds of years. More and more variations of choad are being created everyday. The newest type of choad that has been seen is the Salmon Choad. The Choad monster has taken a great liking to attacking and eating this particular type of choad. The only thing that can stop a Choad Monster is an elite group of three mammoth cats, they are called G-Unit, Panther and Blackie. Hopefully one day they will bring down the Choad monster and all choads on earth shall be safe to live in peace.
"Ah it's the Choad monster run!!!!!!!!"
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(N.) A bastardized version of Pokemon.
That Monster Rancher sure is a funky monkey.
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girl gives you a blow job then you fart a realy stinky one then wave the smell from the back side of you to her nose then you shove her head into your dick while shes gaging then she pukes all over her self then you have a swamp monster
My Math teacher pisses me off, so I made her daughter turn into a Swamp Monster.
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Replace any noun with "Sock Monster"
(I realize it sounds weird, but try it out)
-That guy smells like an un-wiped asshole.
Becomes...
-That guy smells like an un-wiped sock monster.
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its when u r having sex with a pregnant woman and the baby insde her gives u head
i dont no an examlple
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Someone who is self absorbed and who's actions are predominately based on themselves. Generally, said people are derogativly referred to as "jeffs" but can also be called "mitchells" if the situation so arises.
General signs that you may be a me monster include but are not limited to:
1)Being named jeff
2)You major in Business
3)Hog the wii remote for hours on end
4)Have a tendancy towards debate
5)Own more than 10 pairs of shoes
6)Enjoy dressing and listening to emo
7)Are a giant poser
8)Work or have worked for a grocery store of some sort
9)Enjoy drinkin absurd drinks (ex. Diet vanilla cherry limeade lemon shit 7-beer-ola)
10)At times you find your skin becoming transluscent or have neck twitches that seem to short your entire conciousness (caused by loss of blood as blood needed to support your giant ego)
If you find yourself having 1 or more of these signs please consult your family physican for a more detailed tests to determine what can be done for you.
Your being such a me monster, I wouldnt be suprised if you got eaten by a jaguar!
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