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Taking a shit in an out-house while recieving fellatio from your willing sex partner.
Sue gave me a mean crescent moon blumpkin when we were camping this week-end.
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When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.
A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.
The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"
Guy 2: "Nice!"
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To observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. It means to descend on the New Moon Tavern in Leadenhall Market, London and indulge in a Cold Beverage whilst gazing up at the New Moon sign above the bar...
Hey, Would you like to join me in a spot of moon gazing? Yeah why not, I will be happy to observe the new moon this evening.....
When you get payed every other week and receive 3 paychecks in a month instead of the normal 2.
Payday falls on the 1st this month, looks like we're getting a blue moon payday, fuck yeah.
Me
No, I’m jangles the moon monkey
when someone is hooked on one person
Typically marking the earliest days of a relationship when laughter, lust and attraction are highest
jack: bro im so hooked on jesse i think i might be in the honey moon phase
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idiom
Trying to do something that seems to be impossible
Friend 1 is trying to make an invention without any knowledge about anything related to it.
Friend 2: Hey, stop trying to jump to the moon!