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The premiere university in the Philippines home to the Philippines' best students. People usually attach negative connotations to this university on the grounds of ignorance and close-mindedness.
I am not from Ateneo, I am from the University of the Philippines.
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Located in the middle of nowhere. You will find some of the world's dumbest people here. Violence is rampant around campus, STDs, blue waffles, generally disgusting girls, people without manners. Dumb Americans, Ugly Americans. If you are a European be careful of the Americans, they can be dangerous, approach with caution. Stay away from the women here, they are violent, uneducated and frankly belong in a zoo.
As you can see from a distance, there goes the Ugly American in his natural habitat: Salisbury University. Look at the way he harasses and threatens his roommates. Typical behavior. He/she then proceeds to indulge himself with booze. How gratifying.
A: Hey is that a Salisbury University girl in that exhibit? B: Throw her peanuts she'll enjoy them! C: No flash photos, you'll make her violently burp!
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When a womans cunt and anal cavity are very circular and loose, as if it remsemble a globe, See also Cunt Globe
DJ: Your mom has a Cunt Globe
Al: Well your mom has a Anal Globe
Mike B: Well both your moms have Cunt universes
DJ&AL: Look Mike you took it to far
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The University is the college that my weird friend Jocelyn goes to. This makes it awesome.
"I go to the University od Delaware."
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PIE! pie is the ruler of the universe! bow down and start worshipping!
the pie's have subtly already taken over the world u may want to show ur alegance =see ruler of the universe!
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They house some of the trashiest women in the world at this university. Unfortunately it is also located in one of the top areas in the nation for STDs, that says a lot for the women on this campus. The greek life on this campus is weak and cannot rival any school in the U.S. The students on this campus are either transfer students from local community colleges or just the students who could not get into a decent college so they had to fall back on this state university. Most people seem to forget it was not long ago that this was called Towson State but they had to change the name so they wouldn\\\'t be considered such trash. Basically this campus is home to trashy girls and high school screw-ups who will never make anything out of their lives. I actually feel bad for the people who graduate from here because all they really did was waste their money to become nothing. Sorry to hear that and have to explain the truth to you.
To find trash with infections go to Towson University
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Salisbury Universitynoun-Below average School
Nestled within the ghetto of the eastern shore of Maryland, Salisbury University surely sticks out like a sore thumb. Most of the people there are inbred and the students are no exception. The only thing worse then the surrounding area are the academics at Salisbury University. If their aim is to produce the dullest and the lamest students possible, they are achieving their goal.
When visiting Salisbury, be especially weary of the potential to party with some current students. In fact most of the students attending these extracurricular shindigs are former students who have refused to grow up. What to expect at a Salisbury Party:
1)Girls with herpes.
2)Girls with any other STD imaginable blue waffle
3)be prepared for less than mediocre college kids
4)Natty lights
5)disgusting filthy houses used as drunken orgy containers
6)guys thinking that ocean city has waves sufficient enough to surf on
There are way too many to list. Best advice? Avoid the place entirely. If you must step foot within a 30 mile radius wear a hazmat suit and beware of the cocamonga monster.
Example 1-
dude1:"Look at that fat herpes infected transvestite"
dude2:"shes not so bad, id rather sleep with her then go to Salisbury University"
Example 2-
Girl1:"I met a guy at Salisbury University the other day and i think i like him"
Girl2:"are you crazy? id rather have my nipple bit off by rabies infested bats while eating bloody tampons then even touch a Salisbury guy."
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