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Yo is that monkey cookie on your face? It stinks so bad! " Yeah I was at the zoo earlier and made a monkey mad
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That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.
"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"
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A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.
How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.
2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.
3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
That jerkface Joe pissed me off royally yesterday. He's in need of a face cookie!
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The physiologic response in females of sexual arousal (see also <b> wet pussy<b/>.
The first time I kissed him, he got my <b> cookie mushy <b/>
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The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.
I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!
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Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.
Person 1: Hey, Earth was created by God.
Person 2: Have a cookie.
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Someone who steals everyone's food. These people mostly like chocolate chip cookies, hence the name. They are usually spotted with chocolate and cookie crumbs all over their face.
There's a cookie grabber on the loose! Hide all of your food!
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