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Someone so ugly their mama must have had sex with a donkey to make them
did you see that girl? Her body looked good, but her face was donkey ugly!
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The act of spitting on a women’s back while in the doggy style position, she then turns around and the male ejaculates in her face.
Last night I gave Thotiana the best spitting donkey, she couldn’t see for hours.
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The last of your character's remaining lives in a videogame.
This stage is so difficult! I keep dying and I'm already down to my donkey life!
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another term for "pack mule"
an overworked animal used to carry heavy burdens over rocky terrain
We loaded supplies on the trail donkey and i was surprised to see it's knees slightly wooble under the weight of the load.
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Crying donkeys are liberals who still won't accept the results of the election. Essentially wanting to have safe spaces to color in coloring books and pet cats. Just big babies.
Tom: Kathy why are you crying?
Kathy: Tom Russia hacked the election now Trump is President.
Tom: Good ol Uncle Vlad!
Kathy: Stop it im sad
Tom: Stop being a Crying Donkey and grow up Trump won now accept it!
Kathy: What is a Crying Donkey?
Tom: When stupid liberals don't get their way they begin to act like pussies and riot that's why we call them Crying Donkeys
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Fat slob, intoxicated with alcohol. Often Hunted by the beast known as "The Quelch".
"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"
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The insult you use when you can't think of anything else.
Me: "You're a gaytard."
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"
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