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A man puts on a condom and urinates into it such that it inflates and proceeds to penetrate his partner. The top end of the condom is secured with a twist tie or hair elastic.
Jim had always wanted to know what it felt like to have sex with a hot water bottle but didn't own one, so he gve the golden pocket a try.
A recording of a celebrity covering a famous song or songs. The point is that the celebrity has no musical talent and is doing so by virtue of his or her fame alone. A precursor to karaoke.
Mae West singing "Twist and Shout."
William Shatner singing "Hey Mister Tambourine Man."
Sebastian Cabot's rendition of "Like a Rolling Stone."
To spin someone around while you urinate on them
"Last night, Jimmy gave me a Golden Hurricane, good thing I've got Flood insurance!" Said Jenny
When someone has consumed alot of alcohol and goes to bed with his or her partner. The next morning they awaken to find themselves butt naked with no blanket and there partner nowhere to be found. Come to find out they urinated all overthemselves and their partner in there sleep.
Mike: What wrong with Sally today?
John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.
Mike: Guess that explains the smell...
a gay guy who'se never had sex with a girl before.
His mom had a c-section, making him the goldest golden boy.
The time period between 2010 and 2020. Called the "Golden Decade" because of the 2012 anomaly, possibilities of global nuclear war, and rapidly increasing technology. It is believed if this decade is lived through, the "Golden Age" may come to earth.
person 1: Why should we call it the Golden Decade if all this bad stuff is supposed to happen?
person 2: Because, retard, if humanity passes these tests, earth will enter the golden age before the end of 2020.
person 1: How do you know?
person 2: Because i have the internet, duh.
He had many things to pay for and he had screwed over his friends but he was still loved. why? because he abides by the golden rule.