1. Ham it up can mean anything. It can be good or bad, just being used to think of something to say.
2. Get ready.
1. (Silence)
Jenny: So...
Evan: Well, I have something to tell you....
Jenny: What Evan?
Evan: Well, I don't really know how to say this....
Jenny: It's okay, just say it!!!
Evan: (Deep Breath) Ham it up....
2. Come on! You've been training for your whole life! Just forget everything else and ham it up!!!
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A man paints his nuts and butt cheeks green, and then sits on someones face, being sure to press both the nuts and the butt cheeks on their face.
Hey Mabel, get out the green paint and close your eyes, you're getting green eggs and ham!
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The old one-two, a quickie, chocking the chicken, and wonking your cronker.
To masturbate over dinner.
Chris took so long to leave his house because he had to finish his hot ham sandwich
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When a man shaves his groin and using a sponge applies green food coloring to the penis and scrotum.
I fed her with my green eggs and ham this morning.
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Referring to a person who constantly and sometimes unintentionally just annoys the fuck out of the people they are around. Implies that they melt your head.
Joe: ah no, look who just arrived!
Mitch: Shit, that lad is such a Ham and Cheese Melt!
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When a man pisses into a girl's mouth, then she in turn snowballs the warm piss into another girl's mouth.
Everyone needs to try a hot ham water.
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Key words, or phrase for weed and alchol.
Man, I don't know why, but I really want some green eggs and ham.
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