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If u know a tommy slap him on April 19th
Everyone it is National Tommy Day on April 19th make sure to slap a tommy
The Association of all Vibe members.
The National Vibe Association runs the National Vibe and controls the upper left socket of your anus.
The NVA is also held accountable for personal vibe checks. All members of the NVA are certified in the vibe.
I have a appointment later with the National Vibe Association for my personal vibe check.
National Bean Day Green, red, kidney, lima, or soy are just a few of the different kinds of beans recognized on National Bean Day on, April 26th.
zack: “yo chad guess what today is?”
chad: “national bean day!!!”
On this day, anyone with any kinks gets to go wild and be the horniest mfs out there, if you’re in a relationship or single, don’t waste a goddamn moment, and live out your wildest fantasies, kinks, fetishes or whatever you enjoy, this holiday is a day to cherish.
This day takes place December 11th, so mark your calendars
“Today is National Kink Day, time to ask my girl for some BDSM pics.”
“I can’t wait for my boyfriend to dominate me”
The day of Oxa3, on October 3rd. It goes together, Ox like Oc, and 3 as in 3rd
Also known as Oxtober 3rd.
Hey, it's National Oxa3 Day, hit the Ox Shaker!
A day where all the crackheads come together & celebrate the birth of Naomi Collins.
“Aye nigga, you celebrating National Naomi day?”
The best day ever. In case you didn't know, this holiday was created by the one and only Lindsay Shapiro. February 22 #bestdayever
Y'all it's national margarita day! bottoms up!