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What you say to a woman you’re about to fuck when you don’t want to use a condom, so when she says yeah obviously, you’re good.
I brought this young lass home and I told her I fuck with my shoes off
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son
They're so totally in style these days!
“Ha, ha! I'm wearing non-slip shoes so ha!”
A term of contempt to one disliked.
"I'm not Fukkin doin that! They can scrape the shit of my shoe..!!"
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He is a Very cool dude
If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)
Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!
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This is what a person would say on the street if you're being mugged
Oi blud, let me try on your shoes they're nice
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You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.
I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.
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A phrase used to describe when someone is about to, or is in the process of verbally degrading someone. A term to describe what someone is doing when they are clowning.
"Oh you got jokes, You don't want me to start bustin' out the clown shoes.
"Damn, he busted out the clown shoes on that foo."
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