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Burying ones nuts inside a girl
That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!
The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
The man lays down on the floor and waits for the woman blindfolded. The woman continuously does backflips while trying to land on the dick. It is a game of weather he will break his dick or get off!
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
When your girl squirts so hard she sounds like a squeaky, delighted squirrel.
I hit my girl with the squirrels delight, bro!
Used for when you see a Squirrel with the face of a man AKA Mr.fincannon
When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.
Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.
This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.
Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.