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Work-Stories... , that Patrick
is only doing that so he has a story to tell in work...
Patrick, let's all have a jaegerbomb
People being boring in work, so they do something to look popular - Work-Stories.
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One that makes somebody who's never really been an underdog in life look like an underdog.
There were people that really were true underdogs in life, and there were people like her, who told a false underdog story because she was uber competitive and desperate to win at something else.
When someone is telling an incredibly boring story but you can't stop them because you sparked the conversation.
Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Luke: ...so I go to the store and then Ernie is there, and he's, like, staring at me and then he pushes his cart awa-
Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.
the person who i am, you are, we all are. they is me and i is you. story is my name and being hella gay is my game. don't test me or i'll steal your knees like the lorax. also dsitnf grjjiogh ;p
did you see that girl? what was her name again? story? did you hear how she ripped that guys knees off?
A telling
Once upon a time a girl and a boy met
girl: oh hi there
Boy: hai whats up?
Girl: nothing im cindy
Boy: Hi cindy *touches cindys pussy*
Boy: im max
Cindy:*moans* Follow me to a room
Max: bet
*they get in bed*
Cindy: Oh yes max harder!!
Max: Like this 10inch weener in you!
Cindy: Squirts
Max: jizz all up in there it comes out ther mouth
Mom: and thats the story little jonny
Jonny: mama?
Mom:yes?
Jonny: *pulls mother pants and starts licking all up in der
The end
a description, either true or imagined, of a connected series of events.