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Surprised pikachu meme is literally the most cancerous meme and if i see it one more time i am going to commit toaster bath
If you know what is is you can look it up
Me: if i see that damn pikachu meme one more time i am going to commit toaster bath.
Someone: send me surprised pikachu meme
Me (surprised pikachu meme)
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An explosive device rigged to a car so as to detonate either through a timer or some other trigger.
Basically, a carbomb.
Ouch, after that Irish surpise, they were scraping him off of the pavement for hours.
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To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.
I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!
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When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.
I had some fun last night 'til the last hooker gave me an El Cajon Surprise.
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1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.
2. The final step of a good teetering experience.
Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.
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When yo girl surprises u with a surprise prostate exam listening to Owl City.
MR CLEAN, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HES FINNA GIVE U A SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM1!1!1!1
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A complicated yet entertaining sex act involving a man in a kilt and a well endowed woman in a bodice. The woman lies on her back on a tavern bench while the man straddles her face, thrusting his erect penis betwixt her bodice induced cleavage whilst receiving a rimjob from her conveniently positioned tongue. For an authentic performance the man should be holding a drinking horn and a turkey leg, shouting "Huzzah!" upon climax.
We drank so much meade we got arrested for doing the renfaire kilt surprise right there in the tavern.
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