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When ones pubic hair is shaped weird
" she has such weird pubical turtles "
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1. A person who is very bad at shagging
dem hoes
Dude 1: smell yer maw
Dude 2: shut up you turtle shagger
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When a party or event is sneaky lit.
Dude John this concert is turtle fire.
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he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.
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A girl from the hood thats just as fiesty as a hoodrat but is alot slower to anger though just eager to sex are very private most hood turtles are well installated in the perspective neighborhoods
Nah them hoes just hating cuz da hood turtle strikes again.
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Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
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a turtle that explodes when you step on it `
mine turtles explode when you step on them
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