Uncle Adolf Syndrome

Uncle Adolf Syndrome or UAS for short is a mental condition whereby the sufferer displaces guilt from the innocent to the guilty to protect the guilty. Typically a parent or teacher will blame a child for being unkind or rude for asking a pertinent question about an adult which questions their morality or correctness in some way.

Adolf's nephew asks "Is it really a good idea to use cyanide gas to kill Jews Uncle Adolf?" His mother, suffering from Uncle Adolf Syndrome, snaps "Don't be so rude Jonny. How could you upset Uncle Adolf when he is so kind stroking his dog."

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bob's your uncle

to "bob" someone (like your uncle), which means completely owning or sweeping them off their feet, or in explicit way attacking them with, bitch-slapping him (or clench his face inbetween) a nice pair of bobs. This term is used mostly by indian people, referring to boobs as part of the joke.

The trend has it that lines like these are replacing unexciting "your ... mother" jokes in multiplayer gaming.

This godlike plan completely bobs your uncle and everyone else

"Bob's your uncle?"
"No mate, I said that my girl bobs your uncle with ease"

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Gay Uncle Evan

A person (not necessarily gay, or an uncle, or named Evan) who just want to call so many bad names, but your friends would hate you for it. Female form is Lesbian Aunt Kali

"GOD DAMN IT! KEVIN IS SUCH A…" (whole rooms stares) a… um… Gay Uncle Evan."

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Grand Uncle

An uncle who is very grand and kind.
An uncle who is our uncle and also a grandfather.

My Grand Uncle gave me lots of cookies and made me fat.
My Grand Uncle is very chubby and has a big belly.

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uncle aaron

one who is coolest uncle in the world. and one who is making his neice cissy uber sad because he have not yet written her a testimonial on her friendster page even tho he promised her but claims that he didnt.

holy shit it's uncle aaron writing Cissy a testimonial!

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Reverse Uncle Tom

White people who try too hard to act like niggas.

Look at that trailer park Peckerwood talking ghetto and dancing off time! Typical Reverse Uncle Tom.

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Gay Uncle Mark

A gay uncle Mark is the uncle everyone thinks is gay but can’t admit it to himself. He would have a funky beard and a ponytail that looked like 3 hairs on a horses ass. Typical phrase used would be “Hey mmmaaannn” When laughing he would make the sound of a gay rabbit humping another gay rabbit. Take caution when around people like this. They are easily subdued by the elusive catfish.

I would invite you all over... but I have a gay uncle Mark hangin around

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