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Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed
Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.
Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?
The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-
Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.
Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.
Ur mom gæ lol is one of the most hurtful insult. It just wants you to commit deathpacito
Mohamed: u lookin extra gay today
Mario: oh yeah? Well your mom gæ lol.
Mohamed: AHHHHHH *gets killed by army*
Please stop bending ur wrist, if you hurt it!
When my friend is moving her hurt wrist I tell her to “STOP BENDING UR WRIST”
This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.
Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.
Timmy: Guess what
Johnny: what fag
Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*
Its said that, when said, destroys the universe incuding the Earth
guy 1: f*** you lil ugly bitch
you: ur mom gay lol
guy 1: (disintegrates to ashes and is still burning)
She snapped “jordan ur my fav”
Oh yea I hate that guy too, what a simp
November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag
Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day
Jimmy: oh