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November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag
Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day
Jimmy: oh
Something that someone in the presents of a bunch of memers will sub-consciously type into their search bar while thinking of something else while their parents are in the room.
You may laugh when you hear this, cry because your mother divorced your father because she's gay or angry because you hear this from the zoomers on the bus.
mum and dad: *mumble* *mumble*
me: I wonder what they are saying...
the search bar: ur mum gae lol
Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed
Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.
Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?
The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-
Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.
Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.
Ur mom gæ lol is one of the most hurtful insult. It just wants you to commit deathpacito
Mohamed: u lookin extra gay today
Mario: oh yeah? Well your mom gæ lol.
Mohamed: AHHHHHH *gets killed by army*
This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.
Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.
Timmy: Guess what
Johnny: what fag
Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*
Please stop bending ur wrist, if you hurt it!
When my friend is moving her hurt wrist I tell her to “STOP BENDING UR WRIST”
downright the greatest insult ever devised by retarded 12 year old children in playgrounds and in chat.
Billy: hey my dude how you been
Bob: Ur mom supe gaye
*Ground starts to crack*
Billy: WHat HavE YoU DoNE?
Billy:* fucking explodes*