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A sexual act where a woman lays on her back and her male sexual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. The male sexual partner then proceeds to hock a bloody and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. The male sexual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the Belgian Waffle.
Dude, I totally gave that chick a Belgian Waffle. She ate that mess up like she was starving!
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Like a lil laur but you stop on it after.
Whoever took a shower last waffle stomped in here, it smells terrible!
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When a nigga turns into a waffle
"Man that nigga done turned into a nigga waffle"
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This term usually refers to the kid that no one in school wants to talk to because he hasn't bathed in three weeks. You can usually spot this person without having to get too close to smell them by noting their old heavy metal T-Shirts and stupid ass look on their face. They pride themselves on underachievement and playing air guitar in class instead of trying to better themselves. They serve no real purpose in life except to keep people in need of good organs on the waiting list longer than they should. Someone should really pass a law that says we can harvest them.
"You know, looking back on all the assholes from high school, I think it's safe to say that Tim and George were real scuz waffles."
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A code word for "second base" when txting or talking
Maggie and I had gourmet waffles the other day.
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(verb) to shove waffles in ones anus. that eat it out with no hands
frank and pat did some "waffle mugging" later that day
dude, "waffle mugger" is fucked up
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The dusty waffle is an extremely rare and expensive piece of waffle. It plays drums in a band called Queen Annes Revenge. It listens to only the best music and always has at least 10 girls trying to get on it's dick. The dusty waffle is very funny but it's an in-the-closet nerd, which is adorable. It also snores. It's always down to hangout and have an adventure. And most important, the dusty waffle loves it's best friend, Becca. <3
What's 10x better than a blue waffle?
A dusty waffle.
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