Random
Source Code

William Jewell College

William Jewell College is a small, liberal arts school set atop a small mountain in the middle of Liberty, MO. Once associated with Southern Baptists, the school has since branched away o a simple Christian affiliation. Students are, needless to say, eclectic. Some are honors students who spend their evenings watching foreign films and brewing their own coffee in their dorm rooms. Others venture to downtown Kansas City to smoke the hookah and wander the streets of Westport donning flannel shirts and TOMS. The last of the population blends in seamlessly, goes home every weekend, or is spending their third semester abroad. Because of Jewell's "moist" campus status, most students must venture off the Hill to party it up at houses designated by sports - baseball, soccer, football, and the lesser-known tennis house. Disregard the campus's outwardly pretentiousness though and you'll find a happy-go-lucky student body who longboard down the slopes, mind their P's & Q's, and complain about the constant wind.

Girl: Where do you want to go to college?
Boy: I'm thinking William Jewell College.
Girl: That ritzy place on the Hill? I hear they're uppity. Good luck.

by mclandie April 28, 2010

55๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wayne Williams

A black person, who like Orderly Moron Lousy Queen Jr, is from Georgia. yet who did more in the South, and more then any other black person in this country especially in Atlanta Georgia to help out society as a whole.

Time to fry Wayne Williams so we can put him on a stamp, give him his own holiday, and replace those wicked MLK streets with his name!

by Michael King August 30, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


William's Dick

William have no dick.

The word "William's Dick" is defined to a girls name and girls have a virgina, so they dont have a dick.

by dnndb December 12, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Winston Williams

The gayest person in the whole world of tv shows. I thought I would never see the most faggot out of someone. goddamn. LOL!

Winston williams: GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY

by purple oleff November 16, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


tamir williams

Tamir Williams is the whitest black guy you will ever meet, he is dumb and not funny but is a good guy to have around

hey have you seen tamir williams around
: no i have not he's is probably sitting alone like usual

by Brandon Maione August 7, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan Williams

Fat lazy cunt who enjoys dick in his ass and saying stuff about people's moms

Do you know Jordan Williams he dates a migit

by Tomzzy June 16, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


zaniyah and william

a cute couple that should stay together forever my dream couple !

Barbra : look at zaniyah and william are the best couple !

Earwax: i know so jealous

by crylove737 October 26, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž