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Person 1-Do you know whos a fuck boy?
Person 2-Alex perry?
Person 1-Yes.
Fuck boy
Also known as fuck boi
noun A boy toy.
noun A very handsome, fuckable younger man. He usually comes with weed and loves to party, then fuck.
“I wonder which fuck boi I’ll have over tonight?”
noun One of several guys a sophisticated woman has on call. He’s often half her age, has zero cash but is a lotta fun every so often.
“I gotta go. I have a fuck boy on his way over. He’s 24 and eats my p*$@ssy. I’ll call you later after I send him on his way”
“Who, Donna? She always has her fuck boys lined up for the week.”
eric sent dick pics to 3 of my best friends behind my back and played us all. he is a FUCK BOY.
So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.
The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*
"Who's the Fuck Boy?
A boy that couldn't care less about you or any other girl he's with
St. Albans guys are such fuck boys