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I dont know, can you?

Teachers favorite quote

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 4, 2023


if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN

If I’m mad and I start laughing RUN” can be used in two different ways, someone might say it to joke around OR
A UwU susy Baka girl/boy might say if someone makes them mad.

UwU:I LUV mha!!! :3 :p
Person 1:bro shut up you have said that at least 3 times WE ALL KNOW
UwU: hey! You should never t say that you might make me sad🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Person 2: yo person 1 isn’t wrong and plus what are you gonna do about it?
UwU:if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN *starts laughing*

by Bb_gurlllll July 7, 2023


how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski February 9, 2018


I wan't not exist

I wan't not exist is a common word used in many games to expres the feling of lose or shame.

Jake - you forgot to do your homwork.
paul - I wan't not exist

by blyatman437 March 25, 2019


oh to be as wrong as I.

When one looks back at something they did in the past that was bad, irresponsible or flat out stupid, and agrees for it to be stupid/wrong.

I remember when I decided it would be a good idea to jump off of that bin, oh to be as wrong as I.

by A-rando-who-does-stuff April 7, 2023


omg I just did a Scrince

the act of revealing something to a huge public when it wasn’t supposed to.

I just leaked the next iPhone, omg I just did a Scrince

by GoodLeakerTeam December 1, 2017


I liek 2 fuk

When you liek to fok

I wanna "I liek 2 fuk" you

by yourmilkissusaf9004 March 27, 2023