i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

everything i dislike is a cult

Something smart people say when Atheists claim all Christians are bad people

DumbAtheists: Christianity is a Cult

Sane people: everything i dislike is a cult

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But I love you no!

Default phrase of Indian origin, commonly used to indicate that whatever was said previously was untrue/does not matter and person saying it wants to be in other person's good books again. Alternatively, used to distract a person during an argument/boring conversation. The "no" at the end is for emphasis, Indian-style!!

Omg Jade is the sexiest thing alive......but I love you no!!

Salesperson: blah blah blah.....
You: but I love you no!!!
Salesperson: huh? (stunned silence)
You: (makes their escape)

S P I C Y

When something is absolutely extreme, or too much for someone to handle

Oh my gosh, Lilly is so S P I C Y

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol

help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes

I ate the axe

A different way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (mostly roblox)

Person 1: "I ate the axe"
Person 2: "Well damn"

i ate the axe

An alternative way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (most commonly on Roblox text to speech games, like baer).

The_Bronzong: "i ate the axe"
Tessa: "Well damn"