i love trees

Either you mentally ill ..
or you think trees are your best friends because they produce oxygen, to be honest that’s true :)

Mental dude 1: I LOVE TREES
Mental dude 2: dude.. we are in a mental hospital room.

I love trees

Alright, don't pay attention but I think it means something with suicide, hanging out with the trees..

Bob: I love trees so much I'd hangout with them!!1

*next day*

Billy: where is bob? I heard he was a bit suicidal..

I can't find it

Something you say to your mum when you can't find something, moments before she instantly out of nowhere finds it.

Timmy: Mum? I can't find it.
Mum: *does magic shit, before summoning it out of thin air.* SEE I FOUND IT UR DUM-ASS EYES

I literally died

In response to an attractive person/people.

I literally died during le sserafim's cover of love shot.

i feel peachie

A responce to an question of caringness : mood compared to how a well know fruit taste.

''Clerk: Hey goodafternoon Dr.Taylor how are you feeling?''

""Dr.Taylor: I feel peachie.""

i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.

Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*

I know there's still good in you

I cliche said by chicks in movies when their boyfriend goes on a villain arc

Peter: "I know what I have to do"
Jane: "you don't have to do this! I know there's still good in you!"