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The cheating type man that is basically in another woman's pocket but is also an adult baby man
When she got home from work I noticed that his girlfriend had been in the house all she could think to herself was b**** made man baby.
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When you are participating in a MMF ménage à trois and both men position themselves ither side of the woman’s shoulders and perform their ejaculate upon climax directly into said woman’s armpits. To then which the woman presses her elbows to her hips and then raising her arms, streaming a spider web like wing span. Known as the SPIDER-MAN FLIGHT SUIT.
So I tried the Spider-Man flight suit, note to self... next time shave my armpits first.
Getting a blowjob in the shower, then blowing your load on the loofah and making the other person wash their body with it.
She will need more than water to clean her up after I gave her that epic Aqua Man.
A absolute nutter who enjoys being raped by older men and shows of there body. Usually male.
Person A: where you going?
Person B: To meet my jumpsuit man
an absolute nutter who probably is a registered sex offender or touched by a older person
Person A:alright jumpsuit man spread em
Person B: Not again :(
A neatly folded section of paper towel that is placed between one's butt cheeks to catch any stray fecal matter that may linger from inadequate anal hygiene and therefore subsequently prevents the dreaded, troubling and horrifying "skid marks" in your under garments
Bro, I always use that man-pon. It keeps my briefs so crisp...no trace of ass, ever!
And, no, it's clearly about being better than men.
Hym "Did I do the man of the year thing? This whole thing is nothing more then a jab at men. You're not a better man than me, Kim and your husband is better at fashion than you. Your success hinges entirely on fucking men and nepotism... Which actually kind of makes you like a man... Wait...No, I'm still better."