I love you more than mostest

When you love someone more than they love you, even after they said they love you the ‘mostest’.
In most cases ‘mostest’ can’t be beaten, but this word becomes the exception.

😘

Joel: Love you
Christie: Love you more
Joel: Love you most
Christie: Love you more than most
Joel: Love you mostest

Christie: I love you more than mostest

and furthermore can prove this, as now it’s listed in the dictionary 😝

i wanted you

its a definition of i liked you but you didn't realize because you are fucking stupid now i don't like you anymore

i wanted you.

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IM I CRAZY?

where are you bro IM I CRAZY?

where are you bro i cant find you oh there you are IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY? IM I CRAZY?

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

I cup one mug

Where you get a cup and shit in the mug and mix flour and the ingridients to make a instant brownie in a mug

Did Juan make that i cup one mug?

IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

i think you already know what it means

"Nintendo fans": wow THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTE TRASH! HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING GOOD?
Nintendo: bruh, that is Splatoon 3, a game you have all wanted for a long time now.
"Nintendo fans": OH PLEASE, ITS JUST GOING TO BE THE SAME THING AGAIN AND BAD!
Nintendo: ALRIGHT FINE! what about pyr-
"Nintendo fans": WOW JUST ANOTHER ANIME SWORD FIGHTER
(if you watched the direct, you will know what happens)
"Nintendo fans": EVREYTHNG YOU DO IS TRASH!
Nintendo: IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you