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An adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.
Jacob: "I met this girl the other day she's absolutely wonderful I think I want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children....."
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"
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A man that is pussy whipped
Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.
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While smoking marijuana out of a spoon pipe you hit the pipe through the carb hole creating much thicker smoke. Called turtle sippin due to the bowl looking like a turtle.
I was turtle sippin hella hard
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An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.
ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.
Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle
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A Sagat player who constantly spams Tiger Shot throughout the match.
THIS GUY KEEPS BEIN' A TIGER TURTLE AND WON'T COME AT ME!
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A girl from the hood thats just as fiesty as a hoodrat but is alot slower to anger though just eager to sex are very private most hood turtles are well installated in the perspective neighborhoods
Nah them hoes just hating cuz da hood turtle strikes again.
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Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
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