/b/tard

1:A white, adult, male, virgin usually suffering from some form of autism

2:One who pretends to be a hacker, although they're only capable of DDOS attacks on websites through sheer numbers, and occasionally defacing a myspace page.

True hackers crave recognition, after all.

3:One who hides behind anonymity so as not to be exposed for the sad, lonely, obese, gollum-like creature they truly are.

Def 1

Dude: "why doesn't he ever make eye contact?

Dude 2:"he must be a /b/tard."

Def 2

"gb2/b/ n00b!"

Def 3

"without /b/ i'd never experience any social interaction, thanks 4chan!"

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oral b

when a girl gives you a bj while shes brushing her teeth so your cock gets sucked with a minty brushy twist

that hoe just gave me a fresh oral b.

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b-boy

a noun for a boy who has an erection but tries to hide it and pretends he doesn't have one.

girl: what are you doing?
boy: nothing (turns around)
girl: b-boy

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Gay B

Another name for the pop sensation Justin Bieber who has yet to go through puberty and sounds much like a girl and probably is on the inside. He probably has a boyfriend as well so if he is male, he is therefore gay giving him the name Gay B.

Person 1: Oh! I love this song by JB! Turn it up!

Person 2: I'm pretty sure you mean Gay B

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Cardi B

The comb/brush that is used to remove pills from a sweater or pullover.

I used my Cardi B to fix my cashmere sweater last night.

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b-rad

A self marketed and creative youth.

A person who can look outside of one idea and discover another and another.

A tongue-in chic creative who improves existing ideas with a 'take the piss' attitude.

B-rad is a person who can look outside of one idea and discover another and another.

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b h

Be h. "Be honest." It's for people who abbrev everything.

Also: G2G (Urban Dictionary will tell you it's "got to go," but really "get together," have an h2h, sesh session, competitsh (obvi), pretty much everything with -tion at the end of it...

God, is it even English anymore?

"I really like my combover."

"I'm gonna b h with you, your opinion doesn't matter."

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