r u fkm?

Shorthand (aka Tweethand or Texthand) for the emphatic incredulous query: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Y: I couldnt get the food, bro', there was just too much traffic!
M: r u fkm? (with the car packed & ready for a trip up the coast.)

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f n u

Fine and you

How are you doing today?

F n u

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U-B

An exclamation yelled whilst making a u-turn in an unauthorized, highly dangerous area; often cutting off other motorists minding their own business.

"Holy Shit, you can't turn here...you're gonna wreck that asian kid on the tricycle...watch out... U-B!!!"

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stall on u

to fight with that person

if u dont stop fucking messing wit me i am going to stall on u
or
Dont touch me before i stall on u

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u teh funneh

to be uberly funneh.

skyman is teh funneh

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R U TRIPPIN

"R U TRIPPIN'?" normally accompanies O RLY? and YA RLY! as an inquiry of someone's mental state. It is most commonly used for additional clarification, but could also be used after one participant in a conversation says something of questionable relevance or of a strikingly unintelligent nature.

Person 1: "Hey, guys, let's play DOTA!"
Person 2: "O RLY?"
Person 1: "YA RLY?"
Person 2: "R U TRIPPIN?"
Person 1: "NO WAI!"

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Going to Brown U

A sly way to inform someone you're going to shit.

Guy 1: Wanna catch a flick?
Guy 2: After I go to Brown U.

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