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calling a girl by a different name while doing her doggy style, and trying to hold on for 8 seconds to release your load...
megan lets go and do doggy style you look so good in those pants. while in the act " oh my god carrie you feel so good" damn it 8 second rodeo here we go...
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National Lick Some Foreheads From November 8-15
Maya: Eww Why’d you lick me?
Dom: It’s November 8(November 8-15)
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The act of being so drunk you think your cool shit, but you can't remember who you were with, what you were drinking, or where you ended up like back in grade 8. Usually occurs in late teens, early 20's.
Guy 1 "You were so drunk last night!"
Guy 2 "I don't remember a thing."
Guy 1 "Haha, yea you were like grade 8 drunk."
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Has some of the symptoms as type ten diabetes but has a lesser effect. Symptoms can be dumbness, extreme diabetes, depression, smartness, death, kidneystones, and death
Did you hear that Aidan has type 8 diabetes, he has all the symptoms of type 10 but without the extreme hepititas
The day where Canadians experienced a nation-wide internet outage, causing people to flock to the nearest malls and Starbucks to use its Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to close shop for the day.
Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8, 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.
~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?
A person who has a unbelievable amount of power
That guy is a Year 8 Freddie